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What Was the Question Again??

admin — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 10:00:49 +0000

“The more I know, the more I know I don’t know.”

Quote of the Day: High Yield

admin — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 10:49:04 +0000

“Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.”
- Chinese proverb

Quote of the Day: High Way Robbery

admin — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 09:00:39 +0000

“Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow; it only saps today of its strength.”

If You’re Happy & You Know It . . .

admin — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 09:00:24 +0000

According to a new study by the University of Rochester, having money and good looks does not make you happy.

Maybe not, but being broke and ugly is not the key either.
- Jay Leno

Quote of the Day: A Study of Time

admin — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 10:00:57 +0000

“Today is

yesterday’s pupil.”

Listen Up! I Ain’t Gonna Say It Again

admin — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 10:00:59 +0000

“We ain’t what we want to be,
And we ain’t what we are gonna be,
But we ain’t what we waz.”

Ardi? That’s Miss Ardi to You

admin — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 10:00:53 +0000

Archaeologists in Ethiopia have discovered a 4.4-million-year-old skeleton believed to be the earliest known human ancestor and they’re calling her “Ardi.”

However, Larry King is insisting her name was “Jan.”

- Conan O’Brien

Archaeologists in Ethiopia have discovered a 4.4-million-year-old skeleton believed to be the earliest known human ancestor and they’re calling her “Ardi.”

However, Larry King is insisting her name was “Jan.”

- Conan O’Brien

Bank Suit

admin — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 10:47:08 +0000

Bank of America is being sued for a trillion dollars.
If they lose, two executives will have to give up their bonuses.

- Jimmy Fallon

You Gotta Move It

admin — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 10:43:28 +0000

“Action is worry’s worst enemy.”

Continuing Education

admin — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 10:00:30 +0000

“The man who graduates today and stops learning tomorrow is uneducated the day after.”