Those That Can’t…Criticize
Quotations & One Liners Friday, February 5th, 2010
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A 92-year-old man was cited for reckless driving yesterday after he crashed his car into a restaurant, then sat down and ate breakfast. The amazing part? When he was done, he still couldn’t remember where he parked. – Jimmy Fallon

“Little Women” author Louisa May Alcott was diagnosed with Lupus 119-years after her death. And you thought your HMO was slow. – Alex Kaseberg
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